Windows 98 Source Code (Humour)

/*  Source Code to Windows 98   */



#include "win31.h"

#include "win95.h"

#include "evenmore.h"

#include "oldstuff.h"

#include "billrulz.h"

#include "monopoly.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD



char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()

{

	while(!CRASHED)

	{

		display_copyright_message();

		display_bill_rules_message();

		do_nothing_loop();

		if (first_time_installation)

		{

			make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

			do_nothing_loop();

			totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

			search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

			disable_Netscape();

			disable_RealPlayer();

			disable_Corel_Products();

			hang_system();

		}

		

		write_something(anything);

		display_copyright_message();

		do_nothing_loop();

		do_some_stuff();

		

		if (still_not_crashed)

		{

			display_copyright_message();

			do_nothing_loop();

			basically_run_windows_3.1();

			do_nothing_loop();

			do_nothing_loop();

		}

	}

	

	if (detect_cache())

		disable_cache();

	

	if (fast_cpu())

	{

		set_wait_states(lots);

		set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

		e(action, jumpy);

		set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

	}

	

	/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */

	/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

	printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

	if (system_ok())

		crash(to_dos_prompt)

		else

		system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

	

	while(something)

	{

		sleep(5);

		get_user_input();

		sleep(5);

		act_on_user_input();

		sleep(5);

	}

	create_general_protection_fault();

}